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Mario Mateo

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Beer tasting at work today… (at Miami Herald Media Co.)

Safe and sound in Miami. #305 #miami #coralgables

I put this shit on everything, just like that old lady. #franksredhot #hotsauce

I put this shit in everything, just like that old lady. #franksredhot #hotsauce

Hold up, my big ass phone! #bts #rapvideo #parody #marzipan #nerdbehavior

The Hewlett Packard LaserJet 5. I saw newer printers at the thrift shop today, but the HP LaserJet 5 is still holding it down at The Mateo de Acosta’s.

I look so creepy as an Apple employee. “Hi, I’m a genius, may I help you?” #geniusbarguys #geniusbar #apple #ipad #iphone6

Tell ‘em where you’re from! #NWA #30for30 #straightoittala #icecube #easye #losangeles #raiders #oakland #rapvideos #mtv

Haven’t been here in ages. There’s a Marshall’s here now!? #flamingoplaza #thriftstore #hialeah (at Flamingo Plaza - thrifting)

Work. #selfie

Listening to smart things is making me feel dumb. #cosmos #Netflix #nieldegrassetyson

It’s called a tardigrade.

The Cosmos continues to hypnotize me. #Netflix #cosmos

The one thing Netflix has destroyed is Special Features. I’m not buying this movie JUST to see the special features. There should be a happy medium. #netflix #specialfeatures #oldboy #spikelee