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He’s finally forced us to do it. Oh, Zuckerberg, how the mighty have fallen. #fuckzuckerberg

It huuuuurts! #scorpion #yoga #backbend

#techowhatmatters #colectaus #charlotte (at Cedar Street Tavern)

I have arrived at my destination. My final destination. #nc #charlotte #roadtrip

This place is a ghost town. Everything is closed, no one is around, but I feel like I’m being followed. Even the Lululemon store is creepy & closed. #savannah #georgia #ghosttown #ghosts #lululemon

Dude, it’s the fountain from Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (1997)! #savannah #georgia #roadtrip #lafayettesquare (at Lafayette Square)

Savannah is beautiful. #georgia (at Lafayette Square)

Road Trippin’ #florida #i95

Why did we lose this one? Tomorrow we win the series. Come on Siri! #mlb #marlins #brewers #wildcard

Thanks @latinhousegrill! #miami #305 #miamicomedyscene #laughhouse (at Latin House Grill)

Show starts at 9pm at @latinhousegrill. Let’s have fun tonight, guys. (at Latin House Grill)

#gofish #letsgofish #marlins #foxmarlins #mlb #wildcard

I’ll never update. #fuckzuckerberg #facebookmessenger

I said it ever since he went on the 15-day disabled list, @christianyelich is clutch. #marlins #christianyelich #mlb #wildcard #brewers #gofish #letsgofish

I said it ever since he went in the Disabled List for 15 days. Yelich is key. #marlins #mlb #brewers #wildcard #christianyelich